I just got back from a trip to a big city that reminded me of just how massive my Time Mansion is and the sheer scope of what I'm dealing with. I have a solid plan for the future that doesn't include listening to my druggy friend bitch about the same problems he's been jerking off to for 8 years. Seriously: ONE girl, EIGHT YEARS. What in the fuck? Dude, I get it, your mom has bi-polar disorder and you heard the weed bubbler while you were growing up (not just a Sammy-boi meme, that's how he grew up); you can still rise above all of that. But nope, I'm wrong: Women are #queens and you're never going to be happy until all of the women in your life accept you unconditionally. Yeah, that's a dumbass way to live and you chase after pussy like its fresh drinking water in Namibia, but that's okay because society told you all of that sex with college whores is worth the psychological, financial, and social cost. Anyway (holy shit am I really that mercurial?), I just wanted to say that Sam's advice is great and his comedy keeps me sane and laughing. I don't know exactly what it is, but Sam's stuff seems to prevent me from getting too sensitive (such a nice feeling) and allows me to roll with the punches and keep things light even when other people try to make everything into WWIII.
If I ever won the lottery, Sam would be getting 6 gorillion dollars. I'll keep supporting your stuff and bettering myself--- thanks for caring (not sarcastic). Love you Sam and thanks to your team who helps you out and anyone else who supports you.
What race r u?
Whatever you want <3
Unless you want me to be some dirty saracen...
Why do you ask?
@toobigtofailstein I want you to be white then. And also clean that filthy sink please. Can you do that for me?
@ayylmao Best I can do is Mediterranean. Not the kebab kind, the Deus Wult kind. So take that as you will. I like it; it's an interesting legacy.
I've been putting off cleaning the sink because it gets dirty in three days every time I clean it and I'm the only one who puts in time to clean it or makes an attempt to keep it clean. I'm moving in a couple weeks to be closer to university so I'm not too worried about it. Need to get my ducks in a row and my kitchen sink happens to be low on the priority list right now.
You watch the new HydeWars?
Thank you you are a true hero
This is quality posting, you sir deserve many Reddit™ upvotes. 😎
Oh wow, that's a little too much validation for me. Your clever trademark did remind me of Sam and Weckingball when they see that psychic and the psychic tells Weckingball he plays around too much with women, so Sam says "We're actually gay." And then the closed captions for the psychic lady read "Don't Be Gay™." Hahahaha oh fuck.
@toobigtofailstein Very cool. I hope Sam didn't give that J̶e̶"psychic" actual REAL Monopoly money, DAD would never do that? NO, he too intelligent.
That was a fun and unique episode. THEATER OF THE AIRE "Cumic Nerds"; really reminded me of my own childhood Sᴇʀɪᴏᴜsʟʏ Fʀᴀɴᴋɪᴇ ᴡʜʏ ᴘᴜʟʟ ᴍʏ ᴛʜɪʀᴅ ʟᴇɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏs ᴅᴏᴡɴ ɪɴ ꜰʀᴏɴᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴘᴜʟᴀʀ ɢɪʀʟs!!!1
I hope KSTV3 comes out next month (if Sam still thinks it's fun)
love seeing BIG DADDY trying out new stuff.
@toobigtofailstein. I'm glad you want to respond to me, it makes me feel special.
It would be great to see merchandise again, I was just about to buy a happy:) s e l f - d e f e n s e T-shirt just like you, then the site was just gone... what the heck :(
I love Sam Hyde, xe is a true feminist and left-wing political activist ≧◠ᴥ◠≦✊
Because of widespread systemic bigotry: Sam Hyde has been kicked off numerous social media platforms because of his positive messaging, I am infuriated triggered and disgusted. How can one gender-neutral individual be so misunderstood by the racist transphobic homophobic and islamophobic public?
Forever Love you, Sam. Stay strong!
#stepdownjackconte
@Corlitia Sam is no Jew. He'll pay for a service no matter how much of a bullshit scam it is. At least that psychic was licensed by the state. So if she's wrong about her predictions, the CIA will hopefully crawl up her ass with a microscope to find her head. That's what Americans pay for, anyway.
Fuck yeah I'll respond to you. And yeah, unceremonious cancel culture bullshit destroys all the lovely things in life like scientific studies about transgender people and season 2 of World Peace. And then cancel culture cancels the very shirts on our backs that give us the right to Self-Defense. Fuck 'em.
I was kidding about all of that, of course. I meant all of that as a psy-op to test your mental fortitude against the oppression of the male dominated penisocracy. Stand tall fellow estro-warrior in solidarity with your sisters of all genders. We must rise up the same way that our tolerant and progressive prophet Mohammed (Peace be upon him) rose against the horrible Christians in Europe, issuing a short-lived era of peace without racism, homophobia, or sexism of any kind.
I have to say, it's exhausting keeping up with you guys but I welcome these messages like a shekel in my yarmulke.
It's not even a real SAMMHYDEWARS ™ shirt, it's a chinesium one from ebay. You need to work for a semite and make some real money to buy the good stuff.
:o
Don't scare me like that, brother--- I almost fell for your ruse! To be completely honest, I ordered one shirt from Sam and received two. My cup runneth over. I was having a really shitty week, too; so when the second one arrived I was thrilled and couldn't believe my bloodshot, wage-slave eyes. Now I can wear my first one and keep the other one as a memento for when the Dark Ages begin.
Deus Vult, friend.
Ps. I'll post pics of the label on the shirt which I'm pretty sure cannot be made out of Chinesium, only genuine Hydedrogen. Love you babe.
you don't look like a jackass and anyone who says you do will have to deal with ME
Square up nigga
@BAJAX BAJAX Thanks man!
@ayylmao Alright, BREAK IT UP!