Sam knows I am the coolest and will probably have me as the new producer of hydewars

Sorry kiddos, but the end is near. Did you know my life is going to turn around? I think I speak for Sam here when I say that he can read how powerful and cool of a person I am just based on the few posts I've made on this website and the posts he didn't even know were me on 4chan. The red carpet is going to be rolled out and I can finally move out of this dirty dirt mudhut. I'm pretty sure he'll want to get a new apartment just for us - and I'll even get the big room. I have endless energy and potential but nobody around here sees it, that's why they all think I'm some stink nigger or something. Yeah, I've never been to college (except for those few days where I pretended to be a new student, trolling the shit out of those teachers until no record of me existed and they ran me off of the school grounds) but that doesn't matter to the creative minds that run the show. I also have a hard time keeping corporate jobs because of how RED-PILLED I am and cant help but talk about how we never heard the real story of the vegas shooter and leave printed infotainment pictures of the dead 'shooter' all over the break-room walls (even though the body is CLEARLY not Stephen Paddock). Why have I been unemployed I hear you asking? Because my air-cooled Volkswagen repair shop was broken into and some meth head faggot stole all of my tools and my welder and air compressor. I had to give those projects back to their owners in shame. Yeah my girlfriend left me when I took that short trip to Arizona, it would happen to you too. Fuck off. It's all turning around though, my text here is so powerful - so moving, that nobody can resist my textual powers. So I am ready my dudes, I am going to be a force in life - I FEEL like my soul is an Elon Musk or a Steve jobs soul - you obviously don't know what that is like so I cannot help you there brothers. I'm ready for my big break - so I can cast my sunshine down on your faces. Sam will move me out from this mudhut in Washington so I can be a force to be reckoned with. I cant be wrong, I don't want to kill myself yet, I haven't even slept with Courtney Love yet or caught my first major league home run baseball.